i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over
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I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE “YOU LITTLE SHIT” IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL
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R.I.P to all the friendships where we acted like lovers at some point, and now we barely talk.
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so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
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Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself
So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like
And do I look hot
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- Me: I don't want kids.
- Some idiot: But what if you meet the perfect guy, and he wants kids?
- Me: If he's the perfect guy for me, he won't want kids.
- Me: Also why the fuck would I let a man have any say in what goes on in my body.
- Me: Also who the fuck says I'm going to end up with a man.
- Me: Also fuck you.
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Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in
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nue:
i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash
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